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ummm.....stories

2008-07-27 10:05:55 by GUITARHEROBEAST
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Girl and a boy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl : Slow down, i'm scared.
Boy: No, this is fun.
Girl : No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Boy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl : I love you, slow down.
Boy: Now give me a big hug
*She gave him a big hug*
Boy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road Boy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the Girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die

Girl: Do I ever cross ur mind?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do u like me?
Boy: Not really.
Girl: Do u want me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would u live 4 me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose -- me or ur life.
Boy: My life.
Girl runs away in shock and pain and Boyruns after Girl and says...
The reason u never cross my mind is becuz ur always on my mind.
The reason y I don't like u is becuz I love u.
The reason I don't want u is becuz I need u.
The reason I wouldn't cry if u left is because I would die if u left.
The reason I wouldn't live for u is becuz I would die 4 u.
The reason y I'm not willing to do anything 4 u is becuz I would do everything 4 u.
The reason I chose my life is becuz u R my life.
that is soo sweet =P

this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is loser cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
go back to the top and read the 3rd word of each line.


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darknessdwellerdarknessdweller

2008-07-27 10:10:52

darknessdweller wuz here.

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

No he wuznt!


MrSoupMrSoup

2008-07-27 10:11:03

ok i visited your page, now what?

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Now Die =]


illtypeilltype

2008-07-29 13:12:32

My song iz in AUDUIS POTTEL !!!!

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/160371

CHeck it owt and review if U like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 :)

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

I will listen to it right away...tomarow


&amp;lt;deleted&amp;gt;<deleted>

2008-07-29 18:44:57

i wasnt busy for 40 seconds

more like 5-10 max

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

You can read really fast then


igottigott

2008-07-29 21:10:18

Script version: Bad
Report Version: Good

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

umm thanks?


RagaRaga96RagaRaga96

2008-07-29 23:48:45

The story in th middle is deep


ForicForic

2008-07-30 00:21:22

why would u burn a game

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

I told you for the colors


NiceBodMannyNiceBodManny

2008-07-30 00:30:37

that wuz fuckin tight

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Thanks


ChrenKlenChrenKlen

2008-07-30 07:06:05

i like the girl and the boy one did you make it your self?

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Some parts are my own but the basic story isnt mine


burrito15burrito15

2008-07-30 13:34:10

Ive heard this story already, but I didnt read the cat thing, I didnt fall for your trick!
(I was just too lazy to read it) X)


ngfan14ngfan14

2008-07-30 15:15:12

HOW YOU DOING?

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

I DOING GOOD HOW ARE YOU?


PurpinPurpin

2008-07-30 17:41:21

lol

YOU DON'T LOOK 80.

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

looks can be decieving


ClydeCanvasClydeCanvas

2008-07-30 19:11:05

HOW DAYR U NOT LEIK MUDKIPZ U DAI NAO

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Ahh I cant understand your language


ngfan14ngfan14

2008-07-30 23:18:58

ACTUALLY, THAT KEPT ME BUSY FOR ONLY 10 SECONDS.

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

well you read fast


thingus002thingus002

2008-07-31 04:23:29

1. That's sad and also sweet
2. I doubt that'll work with real women
3. I doubt that'll work with real losers

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

You never know it could work


killstar5killstar5

2008-07-31 09:57:29

ure 80 gafor

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

No I am not 80....


WikkiXSWikkiXS

2008-07-31 10:01:21

You are a sad dude.

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Actually I am very happy right now


ilovelampilovelamp

2008-07-31 13:49:37

tHOSE STORIES ARE JUST AMAZING THEY MADE ME CRY

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

They are awesome


lilcheeseladlilcheeselad

2008-07-31 18:02:22

He could just keep driving till they slow down? Crappy stories....

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Dude you obviously have no love life


littlebastard1littlebastard1

2008-07-31 19:02:52

this made me so sad i could kill. I am really blood thirsty and a emo. BITCHES

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

hmm sounds like fun


littlebastard1littlebastard1

2008-07-31 19:04:22

im so sad

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Me too


aninjamananinjaman

2008-07-31 20:46:06

I read the first one expecting a joke but it was sad. The second one sounded like something from a bad romantic comedy and the thrid one was a tinny bit funny. Just a tiny bit.

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

umm alright


aninjamananinjaman

2008-07-31 20:47:16

And yeah for the first one. He could have kept driving until he ran out of gas and just fell over. He didnt need to crash.

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

But I like it with a good ending so he crashed


blackdeath321blackdeath321

2008-07-31 23:34:02

to much WORDS couldlt read it ALL

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

lazy


bigmac990bigmac990

2008-08-01 07:32:46

honestly, i have never seen that befor =D kudos

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

thanks


JustAnotherUserJustAnotherUser

2008-08-01 15:03:36

yeah, the great site of the grat GUITARHEROBEAST....
epic story.

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

I know


Harry-SlaughterHarry-Slaughter

2008-08-01 18:24:13

Egg.

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

then chicken


lecherin94lecherin94

2008-08-01 23:20:41

I like those stories

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

thanks so do I


DuiliathDuiliath

2008-08-02 18:23:44

Nice trick with the third word in each sentence ^_^

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

lol I know its pretty funny eh


sonic98sonic98

2008-08-03 04:27:05

This
Is
How
To
Keep
A
Loser
Busy
For
Forty
Seconds.

And that is the secret message.
That is so true.

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

yep


LaierLaier

2008-08-03 07:28:42

Wow,the first story,it was so touching,almost made me cry,good story man. PS. the first story,did u write it urself or what?

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

some parts are mine of the stories but the basic idea isnt mine


michael006michael006

2008-08-03 12:55:40

page = visited

head = non-splodey

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

umm alright


OliverOliver

2008-08-03 13:03:41

I really didn't wanna explode.

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

I think you do =]


jester3jester3

2008-08-03 13:21:37

it only kept me busy for 10 sec and im not a loser

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

keep tellin yourself that


sqragesqrage

2008-08-04 15:51:18

Fucking gay. Neither of them would survive ramming into a wall at 100 miles per hour...

And the second one makes so little sense it's not even worth commenting on.

The cat thing was funny though, and I think I'll use it. :]

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

They are stories they dont have to make sense...and thanks idc if you use it


CraZeeKilLaCraZeeKilLa

2008-08-06 22:06:26

read the first 2 on myspace, read something like the cat thing but it was about cows, they r nice. and i too am a guitar hero beast but i quit playing cuz i felt like i was getting carpel tunel sindrom and i am serious about that but anyways nices stories even tho i heard them

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

lol thanks


narutogirl767narutogirl767

2008-08-07 00:24:51

THE FIRST 2 STORYS WERE CUTE AND I COULDNT FIGURER THAT THING OUT ANYWAY COOL STORYS

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

thanks


MyBlackerMyBlacker

2008-08-07 12:35:37

creepy.

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

not really but okay


StagBeetleStagBeetle

2008-08-12 16:02:15

wow you might just be one of the biggest faggots on this site congratulations!!

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

hmm why thank you dearly


lilcheeseladlilcheeselad

2008-08-12 17:57:43

I love your usericon.

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

thanks


OnizeroOnizero

2008-08-14 16:30:05

Can I explode now?

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

only if you say please >:(


RetardedNINJA666RetardedNINJA666

2008-08-14 16:30:46

Well i certainly don't want to explode :[

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

well you are going to anyway


foamysfan488foamysfan488

2008-08-17 00:55:50

fuck that i do not explode! i prefer fire much funner (lotsa pretty colors) exploding has no fun or colors!!!!!
well unless your blowing some one else up thats fun...good stories...0.0 -.- 0.0

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Thanks


RetardedNINJA666RetardedNINJA666

2008-08-17 22:58:59

I've seen girls post shit like that.
On their cute little myspaces

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

thanks


Johan1993Johan1993

2008-08-19 10:10:51

Do you have something against peole with glasses idiot?, do you think if it was funny that i called you Loser only because you wear'd glasses?, grow up you idiot and stop calling people for losers..

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

wtf I dont wear glasses...


bigmac990bigmac990

2008-08-19 10:30:18

etardedninja is right, but they still are like gook ambushes...goddamn VC, took out my whole patrool down gwahala way.

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

wtf?


DuiliathDuiliath

2008-08-20 18:54:59

Cool, I really like the cat thing ^.^

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

me too ^.^


Sun-and-MoonSun-and-Moon

2008-08-24 12:29:16

OMFG you are so gay why would you put this on anything stupid gays

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Hmm so you put what I put on your page and copy and pasted to my page...hmmm interesting


Sun-and-MoonSun-and-Moon

2008-08-24 14:48:05

yeah why not


nggangsterpimpnggangsterpimp

2008-08-24 14:58:01

dude wtf my names nick to. O_o

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

insane O_o