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Girl and a boy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl : Slow down, i'm scared.
Boy: No, this is fun.
Girl : No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Boy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl : I love you, slow down.
Boy: Now give me a big hug
*She gave him a big hug*
Boy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road Boy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the Girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die

Girl: Do I ever cross ur mind?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do u like me?
Boy: Not really.
Girl: Do u want me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would u live 4 me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose -- me or ur life.
Boy: My life.
Girl runs away in shock and pain and Boyruns after Girl and says...
The reason u never cross my mind is becuz ur always on my mind.
The reason y I don't like u is becuz I love u.
The reason I don't want u is becuz I need u.
The reason I wouldn't cry if u left is because I would die if u left.
The reason I wouldn't live for u is becuz I would die 4 u.
The reason y I'm not willing to do anything 4 u is becuz I would do everything 4 u.
The reason I chose my life is becuz u R my life.
that is soo sweet =P

this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is loser cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
go back to the top and read the 3rd word of each line.

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108 Comments

Jul. 27, 2008 | 10:10 AM darknessdweller says:

darknessdweller wuz here.

Jul. 28, 2008 | 8:42 AM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

No he wuznt!

Jul. 27, 2008 | 10:11 AM MrSoup says:

ok i visited your page, now what?

Jul. 28, 2008 | 8:41 AM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Now Die =]

Jul. 28, 2008 | 8:27 PM agustana says:

oic

Jul. 29, 2008 | 1:12 PM illtype says:

My song iz in AUDUIS POTTEL !!!!

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/160371

CHeck it owt and review if U like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 :)

Jul. 29, 2008 | 1:44 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

I will listen to it right away...tomarow

Jul. 29, 2008 | 9:10 PM igott says:

Script version: Bad
Report Version: Good

Jul. 29, 2008 | 10:00 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

umm thanks?

Jul. 29, 2008 | 11:48 PM RagaRaga96 says:

The story in th middle is deep

Jul. 30, 2008 | 12:21 AM Foric says:

why would u burn a game

Jul. 30, 2008 | 9:24 AM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

I told you for the colors

Jul. 30, 2008 | 12:30 AM NiceBodManny says:

that wuz fuckin tight

Jul. 30, 2008 | 9:23 AM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Thanks

Jul. 30, 2008 | 7:06 AM ChrenKlen says:

i like the girl and the boy one did you make it your self?

Jul. 30, 2008 | 9:25 AM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Some parts are my own but the basic story isnt mine

Jul. 30, 2008 | 1:34 PM burrito15 says:

Ive heard this story already, but I didnt read the cat thing, I didnt fall for your trick!
(I was just too lazy to read it) X)

Jul. 30, 2008 | 3:15 PM ngfan14 says:

HOW YOU DOING?

Jul. 30, 2008 | 4:40 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

I DOING GOOD HOW ARE YOU?

Jul. 30, 2008 | 4:55 PM fuliculi says:

The bird of Hermes is my name,eating
my wings to make me tame.

Jul. 30, 2008 | 4:59 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Hmm yes and how does that make you feel?

Jul. 30, 2008 | 5:41 PM Purpin says:

lol

YOU DON'T LOOK 80.

Jul. 30, 2008 | 5:44 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

looks can be decieving

Jul. 30, 2008 | 7:11 PM ClydeCanvas says:

HOW DAYR U NOT LEIK MUDKIPZ U DAI NAO

Jul. 30, 2008 | 7:35 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Ahh I cant understand your language

Jul. 30, 2008 | 8:01 PM PinkFoydZeppelin says:

It's not my story it's DemonX123's story.

Jul. 30, 2008 | 8:05 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

ohhhh

Jul. 30, 2008 | 8:03 PM fuliculi says:

it makes me feel...............ENRAGED!!!

Jul. 30, 2008 | 8:05 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Well I am sorry to hear that

Jul. 30, 2008 | 11:18 PM ngfan14 says:

ACTUALLY, THAT KEPT ME BUSY FOR ONLY 10 SECONDS.

Jul. 31, 2008 | 8:28 AM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

well you read fast

Jul. 31, 2008 | 4:23 AM thingus002 says:

1. That's sad and also sweet
2. I doubt that'll work with real women
3. I doubt that'll work with real losers

Jul. 31, 2008 | 8:28 AM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

You never know it could work

Jul. 31, 2008 | 9:57 AM killstar5 says:

ure 80 gafor

Jul. 31, 2008 | 10:23 AM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

No I am not 80....

Jul. 31, 2008 | 10:01 AM WikkiXS says:

You are a sad dude.

Jul. 31, 2008 | 10:22 AM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Actually I am very happy right now

Jul. 31, 2008 | 1:49 PM ilovelamp says:

tHOSE STORIES ARE JUST AMAZING THEY MADE ME CRY

Jul. 31, 2008 | 2:09 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

They are awesome

Jul. 31, 2008 | 6:02 PM lilcheeselad says:

He could just keep driving till they slow down? Crappy stories....

Jul. 31, 2008 | 6:03 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Dude you obviously have no love life

Jul. 31, 2008 | 7:02 PM littlebastard1 says:

this made me so sad i could kill. I am really blood thirsty and a emo. BITCHES

Jul. 31, 2008 | 8:35 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

hmm sounds like fun

Jul. 31, 2008 | 7:04 PM littlebastard1 says:

im so sad

Jul. 31, 2008 | 8:35 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Me too

Jul. 31, 2008 | 8:46 PM aninjaman says:

I read the first one expecting a joke but it was sad. The second one sounded like something from a bad romantic comedy and the thrid one was a tinny bit funny. Just a tiny bit.

Jul. 31, 2008 | 9:01 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

umm alright

Jul. 31, 2008 | 8:47 PM aninjaman says:

And yeah for the first one. He could have kept driving until he ran out of gas and just fell over. He didnt need to crash.

Jul. 31, 2008 | 9:02 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

But I like it with a good ending so he crashed

Jul. 31, 2008 | 11:34 PM blackdeath321 says:

to much WORDS couldlt read it ALL

Aug. 1, 2008 | 8:26 AM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

lazy

Aug. 1, 2008 | 7:32 AM bigmac990 says:

honestly, i have never seen that befor =D kudos

Aug. 1, 2008 | 8:26 AM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

thanks

Aug. 1, 2008 | 3:03 PM JustAnotherUser says:

yeah, the great site of the grat GUITARHEROBEAST....
epic story.

Aug. 1, 2008 | 8:49 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

I know

Aug. 1, 2008 | 6:24 PM Harry-Slaughter says:

Egg.

Aug. 1, 2008 | 8:49 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

then chicken

Aug. 1, 2008 | 11:20 PM lecherin94 says:

I like those stories

Aug. 1, 2008 | 11:36 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

thanks so do I

Aug. 2, 2008 | 6:23 PM Duiliath says:

Nice trick with the third word in each sentence ^_^

Aug. 2, 2008 | 10:19 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

lol I know its pretty funny eh

Aug. 3, 2008 | 4:27 AM sonic98 says:

This
Is
How
To
Keep
A
Loser
Busy
For
Forty
Seconds.

And that is the secret message.
That is so true.

Aug. 3, 2008 | 8:19 AM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

yep

Aug. 3, 2008 | 7:28 AM Laier says:

Wow,the first story,it was so touching,almost made me cry,good story man. PS. the first story,did u write it urself or what?

Aug. 3, 2008 | 8:20 AM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

some parts are mine of the stories but the basic idea isnt mine

Aug. 3, 2008 | 12:55 PM michael006 says:

page = visited

head = non-splodey

Aug. 3, 2008 | 1:28 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

umm alright

Aug. 3, 2008 | 1:03 PM Lagamuffin says:

I really didn't wanna explode.

Aug. 3, 2008 | 1:28 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

I think you do =]

Aug. 3, 2008 | 1:21 PM jester3 says:

it only kept me busy for 10 sec and im not a loser

Aug. 3, 2008 | 1:28 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

keep tellin yourself that

Aug. 4, 2008 | 3:51 PM sqrage says:

Fucking gay. Neither of them would survive ramming into a wall at 100 miles per hour...

And the second one makes so little sense it's not even worth commenting on.

The cat thing was funny though, and I think I'll use it. :]

Aug. 4, 2008 | 5:08 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

They are stories they dont have to make sense...and thanks idc if you use it

Aug. 6, 2008 | 10:06 PM CraZeeKilLa says:

read the first 2 on myspace, read something like the cat thing but it was about cows, they r nice. and i too am a guitar hero beast but i quit playing cuz i felt like i was getting carpel tunel sindrom and i am serious about that but anyways nices stories even tho i heard them

Aug. 6, 2008 | 10:21 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

lol thanks

Aug. 7, 2008 | 12:24 AM narutogirl767 says:

THE FIRST 2 STORYS WERE CUTE AND I COULDNT FIGURER THAT THING OUT ANYWAY COOL STORYS

Aug. 7, 2008 | 8:59 AM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

thanks

Aug. 7, 2008 | 12:35 PM MyBlacker says:

creepy.

Aug. 7, 2008 | 12:38 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

not really but okay

Aug. 7, 2008 | 9:17 PM Franklin-Moore says:

FAG!!!!

Aug. 7, 2008 | 9:34 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

whats your problem jeez...

Aug. 8, 2008 | 10:19 PM RKthrilla says:

Leave a comment on my user page or you will explode?

Lmao priceless

Aug. 8, 2008 | 10:35 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

why thank you

Aug. 12, 2008 | 4:02 PM StagBeetle says:

wow you might just be one of the biggest faggots on this site congratulations!!

Aug. 12, 2008 | 4:03 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

hmm why thank you dearly

Aug. 12, 2008 | 5:57 PM lilcheeselad says:

I love your usericon.

Aug. 12, 2008 | 6:47 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

thanks

Aug. 14, 2008 | 3:35 PM DrugMan3 says:

I HELPED YOU EMBED AND ARE YOU GONNA THANK ME NOWZ!>?!?!!?!

Aug. 14, 2008 | 4:05 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

LOL THANKS BUNCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aug. 14, 2008 | 4:30 PM Onizero says:

Can I explode now?

Aug. 14, 2008 | 4:31 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

only if you say please >:(

Aug. 14, 2008 | 4:30 PM RetardedNINJA666 says:

Well i certainly don't want to explode :[

Aug. 14, 2008 | 4:49 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

well you are going to anyway

Aug. 17, 2008 | 12:55 AM foamysfan488 says:

fuck that i do not explode! i prefer fire much funner (lotsa pretty colors) exploding has no fun or colors!!!!!
well unless your blowing some one else up thats fun...good stories...0.0 -.- 0.0

Aug. 24, 2008 | 11:19 AM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Thanks

Aug. 17, 2008 | 10:58 PM RetardedNINJA666 says:

I've seen girls post shit like that.
On their cute little myspaces

Aug. 24, 2008 | 11:20 AM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

thanks

Aug. 19, 2008 | 10:10 AM Johan1993 says:

Do you have something against peole with glasses idiot?, do you think if it was funny that i called you Loser only because you wear'd glasses?, grow up you idiot and stop calling people for losers..

Aug. 24, 2008 | 11:20 AM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

wtf I dont wear glasses...

Aug. 19, 2008 | 10:30 AM bigmac990 says:

etardedninja is right, but they still are like gook ambushes...goddamn VC, took out my whole patrool down gwahala way.

Aug. 24, 2008 | 11:21 AM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

wtf?

Aug. 20, 2008 | 6:54 PM Duiliath says:

Cool, I really like the cat thing ^.^

Aug. 24, 2008 | 11:21 AM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

me too ^.^

Aug. 24, 2008 | 12:29 PM Sun-and-Moon says:

OMFG you are so gay why would you put this on anything stupid gays

Aug. 24, 2008 | 12:45 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Hmm so you put what I put on your page and copy and pasted to my page...hmmm interesting

Aug. 24, 2008 | 2:48 PM Sun-and-Moon says:

yeah why not

Aug. 24, 2008 | 2:58 PM nggangsterpimp says:

dude wtf my names nick to. O_o

Aug. 24, 2008 | 3:16 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

insane O_o

Aug. 25, 2008 | 1:33 AM VictorNiss says:

HA! joke is on you! i was kept busy for about 13 seconds! :D

Aug. 25, 2008 | 2:12 AM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Aww man you got me good

Aug. 28, 2008 | 6:29 PM glbracer says:

wow, he is amazing

Aug. 28, 2008 | 7:29 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

I know right

Aug. 29, 2008 | 1:42 PM DrugMan3 says:

I left you a comment.

NOW LEAVE ME ONE!

Aug. 29, 2008 | 3:56 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

how do you say no in spanish oh ya no

Sep. 1, 2008 | 11:32 AM bush says:

I HOPE U GET HIT BY A TRUCK U HIPPY FAGGOT!!!

Sep. 1, 2008 | 3:07 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

sounds like a date

Sep. 2, 2008 | 5:01 PM nggangsterpimp says:

congratz on deity mah frined! even tho u used some of mah reviews to get thar. lal <3

Sep. 2, 2008 | 6:31 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

haha thanks I remember that

Sep. 2, 2008 | 5:02 PM nggangsterpimp says:

by my reviews i meant u got my absive ones deletd. lololol. i just thought id clear that up.

Sep. 2, 2008 | 6:31 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

umm ya same as above

Sep. 3, 2008 | 6:59 AM Bilna says:

cool story

Sep. 3, 2008 | 7:12 AM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

thanks

Sep. 5, 2008 | 8:45 PM dec-1310 says:

I don't want to explode :'(

Sep. 5, 2008 | 9:20 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

too bad

Sep. 5, 2008 | 9:23 PM RKthrilla says:

Putcho god damn shirt on

Sep. 5, 2008 | 10:23 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

I like to be naked though?

Sep. 9, 2008 | 10:07 PM Duiliath says:

I'm not sure what's more disturbing, the video of the fucked up "cop" or that queer who wants to be fucked, up ^.^

Sep. 10, 2008 | 6:54 AM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

lol me neither

Sep. 11, 2008 | 6:29 PM Razuka7 says:

i don't wanna explode T.T

Sep. 11, 2008 | 7:47 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

well to bad?

Sep. 13, 2008 | 12:35 AM needtolearn23 says:

go back to the top and read the 3rd word of each line? i don't get it.

Sep. 13, 2008 | 9:33 AM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

are you stupid? third word of each line for the cat thing

Sep. 13, 2008 | 12:07 PM hotporn1 says:

do you want to join the emo hating clan?

Sep. 13, 2008 | 1:11 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

No I dont....

Sep. 13, 2008 | 8:17 PM wheres-my-rolex says:

WUD U DIE FOR ME??
just out of intrest :D

Sep. 13, 2008 | 9:06 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

of course I would

Sep. 14, 2008 | 9:30 AM wheres-my-rolex says:

YAY...
NOW COMMENT MY PAGE ....

Sep. 14, 2008 | 9:33 AM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

lol ok

Sep. 14, 2008 | 9:56 AM wheres-my-rolex says:

TANK U

Sep. 14, 2008 | 9:58 AM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

anytime =]

Sep. 14, 2008 | 6:28 PM Strategize says:

Will Smith is black.

Sep. 15, 2008 | 5:30 AM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

dont be racist

Sep. 15, 2008 | 5:15 PM fuzz97 says:

i'm going to steal the cat thing from you and put it on my homepage cuz it's so fricking funny... i hope u don't mind

Sep. 15, 2008 | 5:43 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

I dont mind

Sep. 17, 2008 | 6:57 PM ilovelamp says:

Whats up sexy?

Sep. 17, 2008 | 6:59 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Not much beautiful

Sep. 19, 2008 | 7:30 PM supuhfly8495 says:

*explodes

Sep. 19, 2008 | 7:32 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

*cares

Sep. 19, 2008 | 7:36 PM ChemicalVengence says:

...

Sep. 19, 2008 | 9:05 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Thanks for the comment!!

Sep. 19, 2008 | 10:44 PM Conker125 says:

You don't look like Will Smith.

You're a lamer.

Sep. 20, 2008 | 6:52 AM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Im a lamer? wow good one

Sep. 20, 2008 | 7:04 PM Kevin says:

no bitch

Sep. 20, 2008 | 7:29 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

umm yes???

Sep. 22, 2008 | 6:50 PM CapnCrunchDaPimp says:

Oh My God, that first story was fucking insane. That's just wow. I've never felt these.. strange.. emotions.. before.

Sep. 22, 2008 | 6:52 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Well I feel honored to be the one to help you through your first time with these emotions

Sep. 27, 2008 | 11:47 AM wheres-my-rolex says:

r u gay.....
not being mean ...
just intrested

Sep. 27, 2008 | 12:57 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

no lol

Sep. 27, 2008 | 1:33 PM wheres-my-rolex says:

OK.....

story made me cry......
i dont cry often...
CHEESEYPUFFS make me happy :D

Sep. 27, 2008 | 1:35 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

maybe I should replace the story with cheeseypuffs then to make people happy =]

Sep. 27, 2008 | 5:06 PM wheres-my-rolex says:

GO CHEESEYPUFF LOVE WOOOOOT !!!!!!

Sep. 27, 2008 | 5:13 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

lol I was eating cheesepuffs when you posted this

Sep. 28, 2008 | 7:50 PM Darkrai228 says:

GUITAR HERO GAMES SUCK!

Sep. 28, 2008 | 8:16 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Thanks for ruining my day

Oct. 4, 2008 | 11:12 AM wheres-my-rolex says:

whoa freaky O_o
i am sycick dude.......

also im bored so sorri if im bugging u :)

Oct. 4, 2008 | 11:19 AM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Im sick too been sick for a week now :( and no your not buggin me lol

Oct. 4, 2008 | 7:01 PM sonicshadow999 says:

u dont look like will smith

Oct. 4, 2008 | 7:54 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

What are you talking about we are practically twins!!!

Oct. 4, 2008 | 9:25 PM kuttie says:

And yes I get told that I look like Will Smith A LOT

you dont look like will smilth..

Oct. 4, 2008 | 9:42 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

I do too!

Oct. 4, 2008 | 11:44 PM LookAtHerDick says:

spray your load on my face

Oct. 5, 2008 | 8:06 AM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

typical newgrounder.....

Oct. 7, 2008 | 5:10 PM Fleek says:

xD!!!

Oct. 7, 2008 | 5:18 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Hmm kind of hard to respond to this one...

Oct. 9, 2008 | 12:14 PM rome-lherison says:

I Hate You

Oct. 9, 2008 | 5:48 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Umm you hate me when you dont know me?

Oct. 9, 2008 | 5:06 PM DjDennC says:

hahahahahahaha
i love the third one the mostxd
Awesome dude
gotta tell everybody else dude

Oct. 9, 2008 | 5:49 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Thanks and tell anyone you want..

Oct. 10, 2008 | 4:01 PM Edd360 says:

Couldn't the guy on the motorbike just have gone on driving until he stpped?

Oct. 10, 2008 | 4:04 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

No its a story get over it.....

Oct. 13, 2008 | 8:47 AM DikkopStudios says:

How good ru on GH?

Oct. 13, 2008 | 6:15 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

I dont even really play anymore is how good I am

Oct. 13, 2008 | 12:44 PM deathman10010 says:

nice saw vid

Oct. 13, 2008 | 6:15 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Yup it is

Oct. 13, 2008 | 4:59 PM Bendt says:

WAAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I WUZZ HEREEEEEEE, REMEMBER THE NAME C-O-L-O-M-B-I-A-N-A.
PEACE, LOVE, SEX, DRUGS, NG, CARTOONS, POKéMON, PSP, MUSIC, ELECTRO, PARTY'S, DRUM'N'BASS, PHYSICS, TOM SPULP, ME, FRENCH FRIES, I think I forgot one.

Oct. 13, 2008 | 6:16 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Umm im confused

Oct. 17, 2008 | 7:00 AM sonic98 says:

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Do NOT tell me you are part of the AA.

Oct. 17, 2008 | 7:19 AM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

well I could tell you but I would be lying

Oct. 17, 2008 | 3:03 PM Peglay says:

u rly dont look 80...

Oct. 17, 2008 | 3:41 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Oh! look how observant you are!

Oct. 21, 2008 | 4:38 PM sonic98 says:

Guitar Hero World Tour is coming out in your country. Are you gonna get it?

Oct. 21, 2008 | 5:03 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Probably it has some cool songs

Oct. 26, 2008 | 11:11 AM Fleek says:

im better @ GH than u

Oct. 26, 2008 | 12:32 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Keep telling yourself that

Oct. 26, 2008 | 2:54 PM VinnyXY says:

comment

Oct. 26, 2008 | 4:02 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

response

Nov. 7, 2008 | 8:26 PM Earthshine says:

one word: pie

Nov. 8, 2008 | 8:02 AM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

wow really....just leave

Nov. 15, 2008 | 9:12 AM Achilles2 says:

The first story was sad as hell.

The middle story is great. You know, the one about the boy choosing his life because she is is life, etc.

The last one says "This is how to keep a loser busy for 40 seconds".

Nov. 16, 2008 | 4:24 PM GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Yep
Yep
and well yep

Nov. 18, 2008 | 2:52 PM Orangebeef says:

Those were some good stories

Dec. 5, 2008 | 2:48 PM Johan1993 says:

who is that fag on that profile pic?, you? lol...and you call me loser..

Jan. 25, 2009 | 7:10 PM lordjames1 says:

FUCK U GO MICHIGAN FUCK U GO MICHIGAN

Aug. 6, 2009 | 4:44 PM jakenator85 says:

You look nothing like Will Smith.

Aug. 17, 2009 | 5:39 PM amonkeyonfire says:

awww man i wanted to see what happend to the cop! did he get owned?

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