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ummm.....stories

Posted by GUITARHEROBEAST - July 27th, 2008


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Girl and a boy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl : Slow down, i'm scared.
Boy: No, this is fun.
Girl : No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Boy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl : I love you, slow down.
Boy: Now give me a big hug
*She gave him a big hug*
Boy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road Boy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the Girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die

Girl: Do I ever cross ur mind?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do u like me?
Boy: Not really.
Girl: Do u want me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would u live 4 me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose -- me or ur life.
Boy: My life.
Girl runs away in shock and pain and Boyruns after Girl and says...
The reason u never cross my mind is becuz ur always on my mind.
The reason y I don't like u is becuz I love u.
The reason I don't want u is becuz I need u.
The reason I wouldn't cry if u left is because I would die if u left.
The reason I wouldn't live for u is becuz I would die 4 u.
The reason y I'm not willing to do anything 4 u is becuz I would do everything 4 u.
The reason I chose my life is becuz u R my life.
that is soo sweet =P

this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is loser cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
go back to the top and read the 3rd word of each line.


Comments

And yeah for the first one. He could have kept driving until he ran out of gas and just fell over. He didnt need to crash.

But I like it with a good ending so he crashed

to much WORDS couldlt read it ALL

lazy

honestly, i have never seen that befor =D kudos

thanks

yeah, the great site of the grat GUITARHEROBEAST....
epic story.

I know

Egg.

then chicken

I like those stories

thanks so do I

Nice trick with the third word in each sentence ^_^

lol I know its pretty funny eh

This
Is
How
To
Keep
A
Loser
Busy
For
Forty
Seconds.

And that is the secret message.
That is so true.

yep

Wow,the first story,it was so touching,almost made me cry,good story man. PS. the first story,did u write it urself or what?

some parts are mine of the stories but the basic idea isnt mine

page = visited

head = non-splodey

umm alright

I really didn't wanna explode.

I think you do =]

it only kept me busy for 10 sec and im not a loser

keep tellin yourself that

Fucking gay. Neither of them would survive ramming into a wall at 100 miles per hour...

And the second one makes so little sense it's not even worth commenting on.

The cat thing was funny though, and I think I'll use it. :]

They are stories they dont have to make sense...and thanks idc if you use it

read the first 2 on myspace, read something like the cat thing but it was about cows, they r nice. and i too am a guitar hero beast but i quit playing cuz i felt like i was getting carpel tunel sindrom and i am serious about that but anyways nices stories even tho i heard them

lol thanks

THE FIRST 2 STORYS WERE CUTE AND I COULDNT FIGURER THAT THING OUT ANYWAY COOL STORYS

thanks

creepy.

not really but okay

wow you might just be one of the biggest faggots on this site congratulations!!

hmm why thank you dearly

I love your usericon.

thanks

Can I explode now?

only if you say please >:(

Well i certainly don't want to explode :[

well you are going to anyway

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