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ummm.....stories

2008-07-27 10:05:55 by GUITARHEROBEAST
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Girl and a boy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl : Slow down, i'm scared.
Boy: No, this is fun.
Girl : No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Boy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl : I love you, slow down.
Boy: Now give me a big hug
*She gave him a big hug*
Boy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road Boy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the Girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die

Girl: Do I ever cross ur mind?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do u like me?
Boy: Not really.
Girl: Do u want me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would u live 4 me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose -- me or ur life.
Boy: My life.
Girl runs away in shock and pain and Boyruns after Girl and says...
The reason u never cross my mind is becuz ur always on my mind.
The reason y I don't like u is becuz I love u.
The reason I don't want u is becuz I need u.
The reason I wouldn't cry if u left is because I would die if u left.
The reason I wouldn't live for u is becuz I would die 4 u.
The reason y I'm not willing to do anything 4 u is becuz I would do everything 4 u.
The reason I chose my life is becuz u R my life.
that is soo sweet =P

this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is loser cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
go back to the top and read the 3rd word of each line.


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VictorNissVictorNiss

2008-08-25 01:33:18

HA! joke is on you! i was kept busy for about 13 seconds! :D

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Aww man you got me good


glbracerglbracer

2008-08-28 18:29:56

wow, he is amazing

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

I know right


bushbush

2008-09-01 11:32:51

I HOPE U GET HIT BY A TRUCK U HIPPY FAGGOT!!!

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

sounds like a date


nggangsterpimpnggangsterpimp

2008-09-02 17:01:43

congratz on deity mah frined! even tho u used some of mah reviews to get thar. lal <3

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

haha thanks I remember that


nggangsterpimpnggangsterpimp

2008-09-02 17:02:14

by my reviews i meant u got my absive ones deletd. lololol. i just thought id clear that up.

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

umm ya same as above


BilnaBilna

2008-09-03 06:59:39

cool story

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

thanks


dec-1310dec-1310

2008-09-05 20:45:25

I don't want to explode :'(

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

too bad


DuiliathDuiliath

2008-09-09 22:07:14

I'm not sure what's more disturbing, the video of the fucked up "cop" or that queer who wants to be fucked, up ^.^

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

lol me neither


Razuka7Razuka7

2008-09-11 18:29:57

i don't wanna explode T.T

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

well to bad?


needtolearn23needtolearn23

2008-09-13 00:35:41

go back to the top and read the 3rd word of each line? i don't get it.

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

are you stupid? third word of each line for the cat thing


hotporn1hotporn1

2008-09-13 12:07:55

do you want to join the emo hating clan?

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

No I dont....


wheres-my-rolexwheres-my-rolex

2008-09-13 20:17:29

WUD U DIE FOR ME??
just out of intrest :D

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

of course I would


wheres-my-rolexwheres-my-rolex

2008-09-14 09:30:11

YAY...
NOW COMMENT MY PAGE ....

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

lol ok


wheres-my-rolexwheres-my-rolex

2008-09-14 09:56:32

TANK U

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

anytime =]


Spilda-BongwataSpilda-Bongwata

2008-09-14 18:28:45

Will Smith is black.

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

dont be racist


fuzz97fuzz97

2008-09-15 17:15:43

i'm going to steal the cat thing from you and put it on my homepage cuz it's so fricking funny... i hope u don't mind

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

I dont mind


ilovelampilovelamp

2008-09-17 18:57:43

Whats up sexy?

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Not much beautiful


supuhfly8495supuhfly8495

2008-09-19 19:30:02

*explodes

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

*cares


ChemicalVengenceChemicalVengence

2008-09-19 19:36:06

...

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Thanks for the comment!!


Conker125Conker125

2008-09-19 22:44:10

You don't look like Will Smith.

You're a lamer.

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Im a lamer? wow good one


KevinKevin

2008-09-20 19:04:50

no bitch

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

umm yes???


CapnCrunchDaPimpCapnCrunchDaPimp

2008-09-22 18:50:20

Oh My God, that first story was fucking insane. That's just wow. I've never felt these.. strange.. emotions.. before.

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Well I feel honored to be the one to help you through your first time with these emotions


wheres-my-rolexwheres-my-rolex

2008-09-27 11:47:21

r u gay.....
not being mean ...
just intrested

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

no lol


wheres-my-rolexwheres-my-rolex

2008-09-27 13:33:36

OK.....

story made me cry......
i dont cry often...
CHEESEYPUFFS make me happy :D

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

maybe I should replace the story with cheeseypuffs then to make people happy =]


wheres-my-rolexwheres-my-rolex

2008-09-27 17:06:50

GO CHEESEYPUFF LOVE WOOOOOT !!!!!!

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

lol I was eating cheesepuffs when you posted this


Darkrai228Darkrai228

2008-09-28 19:50:34

GUITAR HERO GAMES SUCK!

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Thanks for ruining my day


wheres-my-rolexwheres-my-rolex

2008-10-04 11:12:01

whoa freaky O_o
i am sycick dude.......

also im bored so sorri if im bugging u :)

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Im sick too been sick for a week now :( and no your not buggin me lol


sonicshadow999sonicshadow999

2008-10-04 19:01:30

u dont look like will smith

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

What are you talking about we are practically twins!!!


kuttiekuttie

2008-10-04 21:25:55

And yes I get told that I look like Will Smith A LOT

you dont look like will smilth..

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

I do too!


LookAtHerDickLookAtHerDick

2008-10-04 23:44:37

spray your load on my face

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

typical newgrounder.....


PlayTheGamePlayTheGame

2008-10-09 12:14:54

I Hate You

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Umm you hate me when you dont know me?


DjDennCDjDennC

2008-10-09 17:06:14

hahahahahahaha
i love the third one the mostxd
Awesome dude
gotta tell everybody else dude

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Thanks and tell anyone you want..


Edd360Edd360

2008-10-10 16:01:24

Couldn't the guy on the motorbike just have gone on driving until he stpped?

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

No its a story get over it.....


DikkopStudiosDikkopStudios

2008-10-13 08:47:39

How good ru on GH?

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

I dont even really play anymore is how good I am


deathman10010deathman10010

2008-10-13 12:44:37

nice saw vid

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Yup it is


ColombianaColombiana

2008-10-13 16:59:46

WAAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I WUZZ HEREEEEEEE, REMEMBER THE NAME C-O-L-O-M-B-I-A-N-A.
PEACE, LOVE, SEX, DRUGS, NG, CARTOONS, POKéMON, PSP, MUSIC, ELECTRO, PARTY'S, DRUM'N'BASS, PHYSICS, TOM SPULP, ME, FRENCH FRIES, I think I forgot one.

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Umm im confused


sonic98sonic98

2008-10-17 07:00:13

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Do NOT tell me you are part of the AA.

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

well I could tell you but I would be lying


PeglayPeglay

2008-10-17 15:03:53

u rly dont look 80...

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Oh! look how observant you are!


sonic98sonic98

2008-10-21 16:38:42

Guitar Hero World Tour is coming out in your country. Are you gonna get it?

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Probably it has some cool songs


VinnyyVinnyy

2008-10-26 14:54:12

comment

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

response


EarthshineEarthshine

2008-11-07 20:26:13

one word: pie

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

wow really....just leave


Achilles2Achilles2

2008-11-15 09:12:19

The first story was sad as hell.

The middle story is great. You know, the one about the boy choosing his life because she is is life, etc.

The last one says "This is how to keep a loser busy for 40 seconds".

GUITARHEROBEAST responds:

Yep
Yep
and well yep


OrangebeefOrangebeef

2008-11-18 14:52:47

Those were some good stories


Johan1993Johan1993

2008-12-05 14:48:56

who is that fag on that profile pic?, you? lol...and you call me loser..


lordjames1lordjames1

2009-01-25 19:10:16

FUCK U GO MICHIGAN FUCK U GO MICHIGAN


jakenator85jakenator85

2009-08-06 16:44:24

You look nothing like Will Smith.


amonkeyonfireamonkeyonfire

2009-08-17 17:39:54

awww man i wanted to see what happend to the cop! did he get owned?


Johan1993Johan1993

2011-08-10 11:24:31

why do you look so homo? poor immature boy :/ i feel kinda sorry for you