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2008-07-27 10:05:55 by GUITARHEROBEAST

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Girl and a boy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl : Slow down, i'm scared.
Boy: No, this is fun.
Girl : No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Boy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl : I love you, slow down.
Boy: Now give me a big hug
*She gave him a big hug*
Boy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road Boy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the Girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die

Girl: Do I ever cross ur mind?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do u like me?
Boy: Not really.
Girl: Do u want me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would u live 4 me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose -- me or ur life.
Boy: My life.
Girl runs away in shock and pain and Boyruns after Girl and says...
The reason u never cross my mind is becuz ur always on my mind.
The reason y I don't like u is becuz I love u.
The reason I don't want u is becuz I need u.
The reason I wouldn't cry if u left is because I would die if u left.
The reason I wouldn't live for u is becuz I would die 4 u.
The reason y I'm not willing to do anything 4 u is becuz I would do everything 4 u.
The reason I chose my life is becuz u R my life.
that is soo sweet =P

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