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ummm.....stories

Posted by GUITARHEROBEAST - July 27th, 2008


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Girl and a boy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl : Slow down, i'm scared.
Boy: No, this is fun.
Girl : No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Boy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl : I love you, slow down.
Boy: Now give me a big hug
*She gave him a big hug*
Boy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road Boy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the Girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die

Girl: Do I ever cross ur mind?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do u like me?
Boy: Not really.
Girl: Do u want me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would u live 4 me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose -- me or ur life.
Boy: My life.
Girl runs away in shock and pain and Boyruns after Girl and says...
The reason u never cross my mind is becuz ur always on my mind.
The reason y I don't like u is becuz I love u.
The reason I don't want u is becuz I need u.
The reason I wouldn't cry if u left is because I would die if u left.
The reason I wouldn't live for u is becuz I would die 4 u.
The reason y I'm not willing to do anything 4 u is becuz I would do everything 4 u.
The reason I chose my life is becuz u R my life.
that is soo sweet =P

this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is loser cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
go back to the top and read the 3rd word of each line.


Comments

ok i visited your page, now what?

Now Die =]

My song iz in AUDUIS POTTEL !!!!

<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/160371">http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/160371</a>

CHeck it owt and review if U like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 :)

I will listen to it right away...tomarow

Script version: Bad
Report Version: Good

umm thanks?

The story in th middle is deep

why would u burn a game

I told you for the colors

that wuz fuckin tight

Thanks

i like the girl and the boy one did you make it your self?

Some parts are my own but the basic story isnt mine

Ive heard this story already, but I didnt read the cat thing, I didnt fall for your trick!
(I was just too lazy to read it) X)

HOW YOU DOING?

I DOING GOOD HOW ARE YOU?

lol

YOU DON'T LOOK 80.

looks can be decieving

HOW DAYR U NOT LEIK MUDKIPZ U DAI NAO

Ahh I cant understand your language

ACTUALLY, THAT KEPT ME BUSY FOR ONLY 10 SECONDS.

well you read fast

1. That's sad and also sweet
2. I doubt that'll work with real women
3. I doubt that'll work with real losers

You never know it could work

ure 80 gafor

No I am not 80....

You are a sad dude.

Actually I am very happy right now

tHOSE STORIES ARE JUST AMAZING THEY MADE ME CRY

They are awesome

He could just keep driving till they slow down? Crappy stories....

Dude you obviously have no love life

this made me so sad i could kill. I am really blood thirsty and a emo. BITCHES

hmm sounds like fun

im so sad

Me too

I read the first one expecting a joke but it was sad. The second one sounded like something from a bad romantic comedy and the thrid one was a tinny bit funny. Just a tiny bit.

umm alright

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